The Island of Delitius: An Undiscovered Tourist Destination

I am thrilled to be one of he first to visit an exciting new tourist destination, the island of Delitius.

This uninhabited paradise, defined by unspoiled beaches and a plateau bordered by lush greenery, is located atop a tectonic plate in a tropical zone. While temperatures can briefly hit 140 degrees F, or more, it cools down quickly to become quite pleasant. It is a healthy place to vacation, especially due to its namesake cuisine, a “delitius” marriage of fish, potatoes and brussels sprouts. Said one early visitor: “There is really nothing to do here but eat.”

Delitius in certainly to my taste. Book your stay early. Like many hot tourist spots, it could become spoiled fast.

Travel: Multiplying Peace and Understanding

Donald Trump’s careless, immoral immigration order is not only tragic for humanity but for travel, which promotes understanding and peace.

Shortly after the twin towers went down, I got an email from a National Geographic editor that a pending assignment for a story about an island in the Indian Ocean would not go forward. Exotic destinations were out, he said, Americans were turning inward.

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The Cumberbatches (Season 1)

The Honeymooners, TV Series, 1965 (Photo: Public Domain, Wikipedia)

OPENING SEQUENCE, ANIMATED FIREWORKS AND NEW YORK SKYLINE.
MUSIC THEME WITH APPLAUSE IN BACKGROUND UP AND UNDER FOR:

ANNOUNCER
The Cumberbatches. Starring Ralph Cumberbatch, as himself,
Alice Cumberbatch, as herself, and Ed, Ralph’s pal.

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A Smokin’ Airline

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Tristan Thomas -Wikimedia

“Welcome aboard Stoner Airlines Flight 420 to Denver with ongoing service to Weed, California and Maui-wowie.

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